Attention all womanizers: Britney Spears has a very important message for you.
Before performing “Freakshow” at her Las Vegas residency show recently, the pop princess scanned the crowd to find someone she could strap in a harness and walk around stage like a dog (as one does.) Spears typically chooses men to fulfill this honorable duty — Mario Lopez and Lance Bass are among the lucky ones — but on this particular night, the “Pretty Girl” singer was clearly feeling the ~sisterly vibes~ and announced that she wanted to have a girl join her onstage. Oh, and there was one other thing she made clear: “Men, frankly, can suck my f**king toe.”
Well said, Brit.
This fierce side of Litney Spears (we’re really trying to make that “happen”) has been in full swing over the past few weeks. Earlier in August, Spears reiterated that men should “suck her toe” (no F-Bomb, that time, though.) She also mentioned that “being single for a year has been very, very, very profound,” even though she totally dated Charlie Ebersol for eight months before they split in June.
Learn from Britney, ladies: forgetting is the best revenge.